Ryan Brownson

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Born to an overbearing mother in a affluent political family out of Chicago in 1975, Ryan was the only son of the former Governor of Illinois Charles Brownson who passed away in 1995. Graduate from the University of Chicago in 1997 then went on to law school at Harvard graduated in 2001. went on to work at a non-profit law firm in Chicago. Decided to join the family business and ran for and won a senate seat in 2008.

After his election he was approached by the Egyptian god Osiris, to try and adopt him. He explained to him that he was a son of a god and about the titans. but about 1/4 of the way threw the conversation his real father Odin appeared and sent dickless packing. He explained that he was his real father and that he had hook up with his mother one night at a found raiser and that senses his mother was married it didn’t pop up on his radar that she was pregnant.

After a slight scandal about some drunken pictures, Ryan decided to no run for a second term and took up a position as guest professor of political science at Purdue University. This also gave him time to pursue his side job as a scion of Odin

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