Steve "Beer Bong" Wilkowsky

24-year-old Communications junior Steven Wilkowsky has been at Purdue University for four years. Five if you count the year off after his academic probation during which Steve never actually left. He has managed to maintain a GPA just high enough to keep his enrollment at the university, a GPA that is only slightly higher than his blood alcohol content.

Steve "Beer Bong" Wilkowsky

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